July 29, 2011

Anu.

All the little talks about our love lives at Starbucks were wonderful. Sitting behind the guy you really liked in History and telling you about his every move was fun too.
It's funny how we met in Saturday school, and you told me your first impression of me was a preppy, stuck up, ignorant air-headed bitch and my first impression for you was that you were the good-at-everything, smart, annoying type, but we got to know each other better and found out how wrong we were.
Guess I should get Saturday school more often, so I get to meet more awesome people like you. ;]
Much looove;

July 28, 2011

Selena.

Go away, no one wants you here!
Haha, kidding. <3
Until I met you, I didn't know that going to the library could be so much fun. We got kicked out so many times since we kept on getting caught for sneaking food into the children's section and for talking too loudly.

Whenever I spend time with you, I always laugh like I'm high and we always talk about the most PERVERTEDEST/randomest/meanest/weirdest shit ever.
I'm going to miss you and your handsanitizer that smells like women, with your sperm-like antibacterial beads and the lightening sunscreen that draws an arrow that points to the penis on tan guys.
I'm so glad that some asshole got us to know each other better this year, and even though he was a complete mistake, I'm still glad that "mistake" happened.
Biology class had been boring until you transfered into it :] I no longer groan at the thought of pig anatomy because I'd be too busy laughing at all the jokes we cracked about it.
Poor pigs.

From stripping behind the bleachers to bouncing up and down on Sahar's trampoline, this year was amazing.
Now go jump off a building.
YOU !!




Much love;

July 23, 2011

Hannibal.

♪ ~Today I don't feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed---- is the COMPLETE opposite of Hannibal. This guy, he always has to be doing something...ALL THE TIME. His version of the song would be more like: Today I'm gonna stress over EVERYTHING, I'm just gonna mess with my head...


He doesn't relax, not ever. If you asked him a simple question like, "Hey, which fruit do you like better?" his face immediately goes into his "serious" mode and has that :| expression, puts his hand on his chin and thinks for a good five minutes before he gives you his answer. Even when he gives you his answer, he STILL has this strict no-nonsense look all over.

He's the most biased person ever. If he hates someone, no matter how good they do on something, he's still always like, "Psh, that's nothing." If he likes someone, even though they look like crap, he still convinces himself that they look amazing.

You know how on some self-assessment quizzes, they ask you for a word that you use to describe yourself best? His word for himself is probably, "Technical," and even though he is, I disagree. His word is definitely "Neutral."

Why neutral? Because he doesn't talk, goes along with whatever anyone says, and doesn't show any extreme emotions. NEUTRAL !!

Once, I went shopping with him. I held up a shirt, and I was like, "Do you like it?"

He was like, "Kinda."

I was like, "Oookay, so would you buy it?"

He was like, "Maybe."

I was like, "Okay how about, on a scale of 1 - 10, what would you rate it?"

Him: "Five."

-________- *Insert FacePalm here.*

You see what I mean, NO extreme emotions? He doesn't hate it, but he doesn't love it.

I would have been like either, "Eww, it's ugly." or "OMG I LOVE IT!!" I mean, he couldn't have added or subtracted ONE so it either tilted towards like or dislike?

I'm like, "It looks good on you."

He's like, *no expression* "Okay."

Another FacePalm please?





He IS technical because he:

1. Makes everything complicated

2. Tries to think his way out of everything

3. Plans everything beforehand

4. MAKES EVERYTHING COMPLICATED.





If he opens his mouth, 70% of the time the words that come out are somehow car related. If I open my mouth, he somehow relates my words back to cars.

He likes this. ALOT.


He's extremely goody-two-shoed and very naive, and he's very practical. Low on imagination. XD

Up till now, everything I said about him weren't compliments, haha. The truth is that he's a really great friend, ( Why do you think I wrote out his flaws? Because I know he doesn't mind. :] ) and he always tries to do what ( he thinks ) is the best for the people that he cares about.
  • He knows I really like chocolate so he bought chocolate for me to eat on the his car. ( White chocolate, he remembered. )
  • He brought me to the beach just because I had told him I love going to the beach.
  • He lets me drag him into Victoria's Secret and Sephora because he knows those are my favorite stores.
  • He told his mom countless lies just so he can spend time with me and our friends.
  • He defended me from other guys' teasings... even though they were joking, and I didn't mind. ( Thought that counts! )
  • He took me on countless drag races because he knows I love the excitement of it.
  • He puts up with my endless crap.

The list definitely goes on and on, and I can list many more but I'm not going to. I know I definitely take a friend like him for granted, since I can never repay him for the kindness he shows towards me, but the least I can do is to remember all of his actions.

How many times have I ranted to him about how my life sucks and he stays up past 3AM in the morning, pretending he's not tired and braving his mom's fury, just so he could read my spam overflowing his chat window?

And the times he patiently listens to me while I gush about how hot a guy is?

What about the times where he texts me asking if I'm okay, since he noticed that I had skipped school?

In conclusion:

I'm thankful towards David for giving you my number.

I'm grateful for all of the time we got to spend together.

I'm sorry for all the hurtful remarks I've made towards you.

And, I thank you, for being such an amazing friend.

Much love;



( Like my new signature? XD )

P.S.

You're an amazing driver. ( I win. ;] )

His YouTube is here: http://www.youtube.com/user/videowatcher93

July 21, 2011

Oh Miley Cyrus

Don't really really really hate some singers? Like all their songs are complete SHIT and unbearable but sometimes catchy and explode your brain when it gets suck in your head? Rebecca Black for example, yea I don't care that she only has two songs, they suck. Now, rarely, these crappy people can make a good song. Not talking about Rebecca anymore, she still sucks. I'm talking about Miley Cyrus, right now your probably like WTF Miley?? She has no good songs are you kidding me, that hoe? WELL, she actually has one pretty good song. Its called 'Black Umbrella' BTW if you don't know what Black Umbrella is, look it up! ;)
Her voice has seemed to make a lot of improvement, and I think this song goes well with her whore-ness
What do you think? Like the new Miley? Think she should make more songs like this? I do! I guess her daddys not writing her songs for her anymore, good.


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July 18, 2011

Sharon.

I apologize for my last vulgar entry below. Actually, haha... no I don't. But, now that the trash has been taken out, I'm going to move onto someone who's better. SHAAAYYYRONN!! Who's the sweetest wasabi alive?!
( I was going to put a picture of us here, but I realized that I couldn't find any...so here's a picture I drew of me and her. )
Kinda took me like 2 minutes on Paint...plus the faces were taken off of Google. Hey, don't judge.

This picture kinda doesn't do us justice...As you can tell, I'm not particularly skillful when it comes to art.
Anyways, Sharon's really the most incredible person, like ever. She is truthful, she's entertaining, creative, loyal, and a true friend. I can always count on her to agree with me when I think a guy is hot, and she would always stalk him with me if I asked ( JK...well, maybe not ).
She understands me, and is always there to protect me from people who makes fun of my blonde moments...( expression only, not literally ). The ONLY flaw that's even slightly related to her is...WE NEVER SPEND TIME TOGETHER !!
We always plan things, but in the end, one of us always ends up cancelling. Why is this??! It's like someone up there doesn't like the idea of us being together.
I have this one special memory of us together, even though we had alot of fun times together, this one outshines all the rest. It was when me and her coincidentally met at Starbucks, when we went with different people at different times. I had only known her for 2 days back then. She went with our friend Anu, but Anu had to leave early, so Sharon was left at Starbucks alone.

Holy crap, this picture of the coffee gave me SO much formatting trouble.
I ditched the people I went with, and walked Sharon home.
The little 15 minute walk to her house turned out to be the time and place for the most heartfelt conversation I've ever had with Sharon. For once, there were no jokes, no teasing, no crazy laughing. We found that we were alike in more ways than we could ever imagine, and we comforted each other's boy troubles.
I told her secrets that no one else knew about me even though I had only known her for 2 days. To me, she was, and still is, amazing
I have no idea why this post is so short!! Maybe because it's little because it represents the time me and Sharon spent together this year: very little. :[
Oh well, short and sweet? Haha, it sounds like that sugar-substitute...Nevermind, I just googled it; it's called Sweet 'N Low. I was close? Wow, why is sugar related to sharon...o_O
Because they both start with an "S", and both are sweet. ;]
Anywhooo,
iHeartSharonTonsAndTons.

Much love;

July 12, 2011

random flowers are pretty!!

Yea yea some people are like ugh. no. and some will be like omg so gorgeous!! whatever you think, go ahead, but I love taking close up pictures of flowers, I dont know, its just so pretty to me! :) so heres so random pictures of flowers and a couple of the mountians!
 
Christina HATES roses but...
            



                               there soo pretty!!




All nighter, not on purpose?

Have you ever stayed up, ALL NIGHT? I just did that actually, but not because I'm some loser trying to stay awake all night, who does that by themselves? I didn't even try to! I tried, and tried,and tried to go to sleep, really! But I just couldn't, and I had this feeling of 'I should be tired...but...I'm not' and when I tried to go to sleep anyways, I felt dumb laying there in the dark with my eyes closed, not even tired, just laying there. So when an all nighter is forced upon you, let's make a list for no reason:
-everyone's asleep, including your friends who you wish you could text to kill the boredom

-was super cliche and watched the sun rise

-you can't turn on lights or make like any noise since everyone in your house is sleeping ----the one above means your basically stuck in whatever place you are right then
what the hell are you supposed to do?!?
Me? Well another list, why not?
-I pretty much spent up until 230 texting till the very last person went to bed.
-Tried to sleep for an hour, but nothing, not even a yawn.
-and since 330am, till now, 7am, since no ones on twitter and no one I care about talking to is on Facebook, I've been planning and plotting things for this blog. Yup. I spent three and a half hours figuring out things to improve the blog and things we could post, yea, that's dedication right there.

...Or just extreme boredness, not really sure which. Either way be happy, new things are coming, soon. I should probably let Christina know about all this too...maybe they aren't as cool/good as I think there gonna be, I mean they were thought of super fucking early in the morning...
Help I think I've gone crazy!-Brooke :O

Learning, or just me ranting :P

Awh damn but it's SUMMER, do I have to?
Yes. Lol jk you don't have to but I know this is gonna sound really lame but whatever, I like knowing lots of stuff, I LOVE being able to answer a question for someone, like when Christina asks me about math I feel awesome knowing exactly how to do the problem. But that feeling really only comes with math, I suck at pretty much everything else. My problem is having CRS (can't remember shit) and in pretty much anything and everything your going to have to memorize something. So what's so special about math? Well my dads kind of a math wizard, a human calculator,
and yea I can't think of anything else, he's just really good at math. And in math, you memorize one thing, and it works for like a million problems, like something simple as adding, when you learn how to add you can add everything! In Spanish you memorize one word, then you gotta memorize everything that goes with that word like the 50million different endings, fuck that, I can't do that, I don't really know how I passed. Know what's even worse then memorizing? The stuff you do in English. Omg, I couldn't be creative if my life depended on it, I hate projects that are like 'your choice' and don't even give you any choices, wtf do i write about. Or don't give you specific instructions and then i think I'm supposed to do what exactly? I know some people feel the exact opposite, they can write pages and it's actually good! Lucky bitches. Again in math, it's pretty set in stone, that's how you do this kinda of problem, here now do it using different numbers, EASY. Back to English, you could be saying, well, aren't you writing right now...? Yea, but you think I could turn this in as some school essay? Pshhhh no. I could write a whole books worth of stuff, but it would probably be just like this blog, bad grammar and spelling errors (more of my English issues) and just me ranting about random crap. Kay this is on my iPad so I can't put pictures and spell check doesn't work for this, so ima stop cause this is probably really boring and grammar people probably want to murder me. WELL IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING SO I DON'T REALLY CARE!!
BIA <3brooke

July 9, 2011

Natalie.

You ar---- HOLD ON!! What the fuck, why am I writing this?! I effin' hate this bitch.
So, yeah...umm, bye.
And, P.S.
Go get a life and stop being a creep by reading this blog. Kthnxbai.



Oh look...its you.

Much love from...
Any guesses as to who this is?

July 3, 2011

Mexico!

Hey guys! So I havent made a blog since like forever ago, so I might as well tell you about the little vacation I just got back from. I went to Cabo San Lucas, Mecixo, for the 12th time...yea 12. But I love it :) so its all good. I was there for two weeks, and my brother and his kids came for 1 of those weeks. I did a lot of new stuff this trip, usually its all day on the beach, but when you have two weeks you gotta do other stuff two right? The first actually exciting thing we did was drive atv's on the beach. My brothers and I all drove our own atv's and my niece and nephew had to ride on the back :P

That same day, I went BUNGEE JUMPING. That was so amazing, I know a lot of people would be freaked out or too scared to, but its actually really fun. The scariest part was just the moments leading up to when you jump. They brought me and this guy out to the thing you jump out of, and he went before me. The floor was glass so I looked down at him swinging back and forth and hanging upside down. I was sooo scared watching him. And before him, this older guy went, and the cord wacked his arm, so he had a HUGE bruise, it looked like he broke his arm. I probably said 'omg' like 50times before the jump, even the person working there telling people when to jump and stuff was like "you ready ms.omg?" then he counted down, 3...2...1...BUNGEE and I jumped! It was like 5seconds, 350ft, of wind in your face and everythings going so fast its just a huge blur, then your just hanging there upside down and it feels like your going to fall out of the ankle straps that part was a little scary too :P

Less scary stuff now :) My niece really wanted to go swimming with the dolphins, again, YEP. My neice and nephew loved it last year and really wouldnt leave without doing it again :) My nephew wouldnt believe me when I told him there was a dolphin named 'Nacho' why did I remember that from last year? I dont know...but whatever, we had this dolphin named 'Aqua' and she was the biggest one there, weighing 500lbs! The sad thing was that she was afriad of little kids riding her, since a couple weeks ago a 5year old riding her dorsol fin kicked her, hard. She was so scared around my neice whose also 5, and nephew 10, that she would swim to the other side of the pool and wouldnt come back for awhile ): The trainer with us brought one of her kids for that part, forgot that dolphins name :P But it was really fun and they defiantly loved it!Yea so thats the exciting stuff my family and I did on the trip! the rest of the time was tanning on the beach :) even though I didnt even end up that tan :/
LOVE DRIVING THE WAVE RUNNER (...thats not me)

<3 Brooke